Exposing Santa

Conversation in the car on our yearly pilgrimage to see Santa:

Dakota, "Can we turn around? I forgot to bring paper."

Me, "No, honey, we can't go home. Why do you need paper?"

Dakota, slightly whiny, "I want to get Santa's autograph."

Me, "Why do you want to get Santa's autograph?"

Dakota, "To see if he's a suspect."

Me, "What do you mean, suspect? Do you mean an impostor?"

Dakota, "Yeah, that's it, an impostor!"

Dylan, giggling excitedly, "Yeah, then we can get it next year and check for differences."

Dakota, "That's what I wanted to do!"

DO YOU SEE NOW WHAT DEVIN AND I HAVE TO DEAL WITH??